That old hag Madonna probably just threw her grizzled assistant through a window. Lady GaGa has landed her second #1 single on Billboard's Hot 100 chart with "Poker Face," making her the first artist to have their first two singles hit the top of the U.S. chart since Christina Aguilera, back in 1999.
So basically Lady just chewed both Madge and Xtina up for breakfast. But then she spit Madonna out because, well, no one really likes the taste of mothball-flavored whore, do they?After the verbal harshing Aguilera gave to Lady GaGa last fall—a reaction to getting owned during an interview for copping GaGa's style—this feat has to be particularly stinging.
But don't feel bad because you haven't had a huge hit in seven years, Christina. Just watch Lady GaGa's performance from last night's American Idol and see how the much younger girls are doing it these days:
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Elsewhere on the chart, the Black Eyed Peas...yeah, I can't really even finish that sentence.
The U.S. Top 10:
1. "Poker Face" - Lady GaGa *1 week*
2. "Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Kesha
3. "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" - Souljah Boy Tell 'Em feat. Sammie
4. "Dead And Gone" - T.I. feat. Justin Timberlake
5. "Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain
6. "Gives You Hell" - The All-American Rejects
7. "My Life Would Suck Without You" - Kelly Clarkson
8. "The Climb" - Miley Cyrus
9. "Just Dance" - Lady GaGa feat. Colby O'Donis
10. "Love Sex Magic" - Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake
