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Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Ashley Tisdale Mauls '80s Classics (And Cathy Dennis) On Her Shit New EP

Thanks (I think) to Mobius for the tip-off on this classy trash...

Doll, just stick to getting fake tits and the High School Musical numbers. Ashley Tisdale has done her soulless take on classic pop songs by Belinda Carlisle ("Heaven Is A Place On Earth"), Cyndi Lauper ("Time After Time") and Whitney Houston ("I Wanna Dance With Somebody") for a new EP due on iTunes this month -- Degree Girl: OMG! Jams -- promoting her campaign for Degree deodorant. Hot.

Even worse, she raped Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" and Cathy Dennis' "Too Many Walls":



Okay, Ashley might possibly be a better singer than Cathy Dennis. But what the hell? These are being touted as '80s cover versions, but "Too Many Walls" isn't even from the '80s. Whoever was behind this project was probably snorting too much Degree.

Just take the cash and never look back, Ashley. Because if you do, you'll cry in deep, paralyzing shame.