
Anyway, ever the savvy self-promoter, Montag decided to promote her slut jams by appearing on the cover of People and revealing that she's addicted to plastic surgery.

Dare to dream, baby. Actually, don't—because there's still nothing as good as "Higher" on this collection of screeching. That said, here's Heidi's upcoming single, "Fanatic":
Actually, wait—that's not too bad. Dammit!