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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Just When You Think The Arts Are On A Rapid Decline...JoJo Returns

This is the most exciting news I've heard in hours! JoJo's third album All I Want Is Everything is set to be released by the summer.

JoJo (aka Joanna Levesque) is 18 now, which means she's got "the sexy," as the above photo indicates. She recorded with Danja and J.R. Rotem for this epic masterwork, so it'd better sound like Britney Spears' Blackout and had better not sound like JoJo's last album (except for "Too Little, Too Late," hands-down one of the best pop songs of the '00s).

Apparently Billy Steinberg, who wrote "Too Little, Too Late," contributed to All I Want Is Everything. So we can at least expect one chart hit.

And do you need a reminder that the greatest literature every written about JoJo was her notoriously controversial Chart Rigger Banterview?

Plus, just in case, fair music fan, you need your memory jogged as to what a superior teen diva we're dealing with here: