Oh, it's so exciting, isn't it? Which of these two Davids -- "Baby Queen" Archuleta or Cook -- will be the next to issue a tepid, cookie cutter dirge of a first single that radio won't touch with a 300 foot crane? Going by tradition, probably both.
But which to promote more heavily, Clive Davis, and which to give the ol' Blake Lewis treatment? David A. sure has a pretty....voice. But David Cook's fingers probably know their way around a guitar string better. (And around Baby Queen!)Really, we should be wishing them both well. But let's be honest -- this is probably already a heavily-brokered, done deal before the finale tape starts rolling. Just imagine being a fly on the wall:
Baby Queen: If you win, I'll let you f*** me. But If I win, you have to f*** me.
Oh, I kid. You know Daddy Archuleta wouldn't allow that to happen...without a contract. But seriously, I'm putting my money on Paula Abdul. After her amazing comeback smash "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" charted at the soaring heights of #62, no wonder it seemed like she was crunked like there's no tomorrow this whole season!
The Party Gods say you're forever their girl, Paula! Now put that dog down before it chokes on a bottle cap.
