The Top 10 of Billboard's Hot 100 remains pretty static this week, so let's instead turn away from that snoozefest and look elsewhere.
Daughtry has the Hot Shot Debut at #15 with "No Surprise," but all his songs sound the same and he looks like the ass-end of a bulldog, so F that.Eminem 14th single in the past month debuts on the chart at # somethingorother, as well, but he looks like the ass-end of a female bulldog whose plastic surgeon got a little liberal with the Juvaderm, so double-F that.
And, seriously, who even gets their skirt in a twist about Eminem these days? What....he's being coy by poking fun at celebrities? Controversial!! A funny thing happened while you were in the nuthouse for the past five years, Em; people moved on!
OK, my two new jams, Sean Kingston's "Fire Burning" and Kristinia DeBarge's "Goodbye," are at #29 and #30, respectively. I play those on a daily basis while I'm off being sexy somewhere. You know, the 99-Cent Store, the alley behind 7-11 at 4 in the morning...
What else, what else. Oh, Lady GaGa's "LoveGame" is up to #61. Did you see her on Ellen this week? Love the part where The Gays come in around 1:43. The interview is cute, too, where she tells Ellen, "It means more to me to be on this show than anywhere," and that she looks up to her for being an ispiration for women and the gay community.
The U.S. Top 10:
1. "Boom Boom Pow" - The Black Eyed Peas *6 weeks*
2. "Poker Face" - Lady GaGa
3. "Blame It" - Jamie Foxx feat. T-Pain
4. "Day 'N' Nite" - Kid Cudi
5. "Halo" - Beyonce
6. "Sugar" - Flo Rida feat. Wynter
7. "Kiss Me Thru The Phone" - Souljah Boy Tell 'Em feat. Sammie
8. "Don't Trust Me" - 3OH!3
9. "Right Round" - Flo Rida feat. Kesha
10. "The Climb" - Miley Cyrus
