"Singer"/Hills "star" Heidi Montag finally tossed her full album Superficial out (read MuuMuse's review), which—and I'm still floored about this one—contains four Cathy Dennis songs.Anyway, ever the savvy self-promoter, Montag decided to promote her slut jams by appearing on the cover of People and revealing that she's addicted to plastic surgery.
Says Heidi: "My ultimate dream is to be a pop star. I'm competing against the Britney Spearses of the world—and when she was in her prime, it was her sex appeal that sold."Dare to dream, baby. Actually, don't—because there's still nothing as good as "Higher" on this collection of screeching. That said, here's Heidi's upcoming single, "Fanatic":
Actually, wait—that's not too bad. Dammit!