Okay, I got one for you: Owl City flies to #1 this week on the U.K. singles chart. Get it? Like an owl, and it has wings so it, like, flies?Or wait, wait—Whoooooo? Whooooooo could be #1 this week, I wonder? Why, it's Owl City!
Or maybe... It's a bird! It's a plane! No, you were right the first time—it's a bird! An OWL to be exact, as in Owl City, at #1!! Or you could always do: Whoooooo?? built this city on rock and roll? Why, it was OWL CITY, who is #1 with "Fireflies!"
What about: Owl bet you can't guess who topped the chart this week. That's right, Owl City!
On a less hilarious note, Girls Can't Catch debut at #19 with "Echo." The vocals sound like alley cats moaning into a cell phone with a wet towel draped over it, so screw that trash.
But wait, I got more Owl City jokes...
The U.K. Top 10:
1. "Fireflies" - Owl City *1 week*
2. "Replay" - Iyaz
3. "Don't Stop Believin'" - Glee Cast
4. "Starstrukk" - 3OH!3 feat. Katy Perry
5. "Riverside (Let's Go!)" - Sidney Samson
6. "Won't Go Quietly" - Example *new*
7. "Don't Stop Believin'" - Journey
8. "Broken Heels" - Alexandra Burke
9. "Bad Romance" - Lady Gaga
10. "One Shot" - JLS