Madonna's New Single Is A Hit Somewhere!

Well, after an annoying week+ without my poor laptop—an iBook G4 I've had since 2004, which finally kicked the bucket—I finally bit the bullet and picked up a brand new MacBook Pro yesterday. This means less erratic posting on the fly from myself.

Anyway, not too much going on with the U.K. chart this week. If you're a Taio Cruz fan, of course, you've got cause to jam a pack of firecrackers down your pants and blast off.

Also, Madonna's "Celebration" is finally a hit somewhere! It goes in at #3. And here's a pic I took around the corner from Chez D'luv, outside a printing company:

I walked in and requested that they replace that image with something a little less traffic-stopping. You know, like Lady GaGa.

Shakira's "She Wolf," which has grown to be my second biggest guilty pleasure in recent months—behind Miley Cyrus' "Party In The U.S.A."—cracks the Top 10 at #5. And hoo-ray for Mini Viva for sticking around another week in the upper reaches with the über-D'luvvly "Left My Heart In Tokyo." Konichiwa, bitches.

Meanwhile, still no official word on what the F is going on with the latest in the tumultuous Sugababes saga. Their latest, "Get Sexy," drops to #10.

Finally, Paloma Faith, the latest low-grade Amy Winehouse knockoff to wander out of the hooker coop, debuts at #21 with her dirge, "New York."

I think Paloma really needs to just lighten up and stick two Barbie doll legs up her ham bucket. Life in plastic, after all...

P.S. Boo-hoo to Bananarama not even charting in the Top 75 albums with Viva.

The U.K. Top 10:

1. "Break Your Heart" - Taio Cruz *1 week*
2. "Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta feat. Akon
3. "Celebration" - Madonna *new*
4. "Run This Town" - Jay-Z feat. Rihanna & Kanye West

5. "She Wolf" - Shakira *new*
6. "Boys & Girls" - Pixie Lot
7. "I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas

8. "Holiday" - Dizzee Rascal
9. "Left My Heart In Tokyo" - Mini Viva
10. "Get Sexy" - Sugababes