With the U.K. singles chart remaining rather unchanged and snoozy this week (yay Mini Viva!), let's instead turn to the album chart, where Dame Vera Lynn is #1 with a collection of her most-cherished wartime standards, Celebration.
Looking at the photo above, it's hard to believe Vera is only 92 years old. One would assume there are some publicist shenanigans going on with that piece of info. After all, a bucket of spackling and a chisel can only drape over the ravages of time so much.
Wait—what's that? It's actually Madonna? Ah, it's all making sense now.
The U.K. Top 10:
1. "Break Your Heart" - Taio Cruz *2 weeks*
2. "Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta feat. Akon
1. "Break Your Heart" - Taio Cruz *2 weeks*
2. "Sexy Bitch" - David Guetta feat. Akon
3. Empire State Of Mind" - Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys
4. "She Wolf" - Shakira
4. "She Wolf" - Shakira
5. "Run This Town" - Jay-Z feat. Rihanna & Kanye West
6. "I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas
7. "Boys & Girls" - Pixie Lot
8. "Celebration" - Madonna
7. "Boys & Girls" - Pixie Lot
8. "Celebration" - Madonna
9. "Holiday" - Dizzee Rascal
10. "Left My Heart In Tokyo" - Mini Viva
10. "Left My Heart In Tokyo" - Mini Viva
