
Damn you,
Miley Cyrus! We were all counting on you to wrap your teen thighs around the
Black Eyed Peas and drag them down from the top of the chart this week—or, at the very least, wrap your thighs around
Fergie's head and claw her boobs off.
Glamorous!
Alas, in light of Hannah Montana's failure, BEP have now spent a total of 20 consecutive weeks at
#1 on the
Billboard Hot 100—between the 12-week reign of "Boom Boom Pow"and the eight-week one of "I Gotta Feeling"—which is some new kind of record too horrendous to even fathom or continue writing about here. Miley's "Party In The U.S.A." debuts at
#2.
Rihanna is featured on
Jay-Z's "Run This Town, which is up to
#3. This now gives that broad a total of 11 singles that have made the Top 10.

Elsewhere,
Mariah Carey finally manages to drag "Obsessed" back up to
#11, where it previously debuted and peaked at six weeks ago. Just...one...more...position...to go...Mimi!
Going way down (no doubt a specialty of this next artist) the chart,
Natalie Horler and German dance outfit
Cascada enter at
#80 with their European hit "Evacuate The Dancefloor." It's Cascada's third appearance on the Hot 100, following "Everytime We Touch" (#10) and "What Hurts The Most" (#52). Incidentally, it's about the
thirty-third single to rip off
Lady GaGa this year.

And finally, in at
#90, comes
Britney Spears' "Radar." Who thought releasing this as a single was a good idea, over
Circus fan favorites like "Unusual You" or "Shattered Glass"? "Radar" was originally on BriXXXney's 2007 album
Blackout, for God's sake, then tacked onto
Circus as a bonus track. In other words, it's been banged hard and thrown in a dumpster already—much like Britney herself.
Oh, okay, that was mean. Britney was probably at least thrown into the recycle bin after she was poked.
The U.S. Top 10:
1. "I Gotta Feeling" -
The Black Eyed Peas *8 weeks*2. "Party In The U.S.A." -
Miley Cyrus *new*3. "Run This Town" -
Jay-Z feat. Rihanna and Kanye West
4. "You Belong With Me" -
Taylor Swift5. "Use Somebody" -
Kings Of Leon6. "Best I Ever Had" -
Drake
7. "Down" -
Jay Sean feat. Lil Wayne8. "Knock You Down" -
Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo
9. "Good Girls Go Bad" -
Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester10. "Hotel Room Service" -
Pitbull