Both Lady GaGa and Beyonce have been nominated for a total of nine MTV Video Music Awards each. Wow—that means this might be the classiest VMAs show since Britney stumbled through "Gimme More" like a beached dead hooker tangled in a whale net.Speaking of which, Britney Spears has seven nominations, herself. And I love how MTV is finally acknowledging Rihanna's tranny-like status by including her in the "Best Male Video" category.
Here are some of the less-boring categories for the 2009 VMAs:
VIDEO OF THE YEAR
Beyoncé - “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Lady Gaga - “Poker Face”
Eminem - “We Made You”
Kanye West - “Love Lockdown”
Britney Spears - “Womanizer”
BEST NEW ARTIST
Lady Gaga - “Poker Face”
Drake - “Best I Ever Had”
3OH!3 - “Don’t Trust Me”
Kid Cudi - “Day N’ Nite”
Asher Roth - “I Love College”
BEST MALE VIDEO
Eminem - “We Made You”
Kanye West - “Love Lockdown”
Jay-Z - “D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)”
T.I. feat. Rihanna - “Live Your Life”
Ne-Yo - “Miss Independent”
BEST FEMALE VIDEO
Katy Perry - “Hot n Cold”
Beyoncé - “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Kelly Clarkson - “My Life Would Suck Without You”
Lady Gaga - “Poker Face”
Taylor Swift - “You Belong With Me”
Pink - “So What”
BEST POP VIDEO
Beyoncé - “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Lady Gaga - “Poker Face”
Britney Spears - “Womanizer”
Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester - “Good Girls Go Bad”
Wisin y Yandel - “Abusadora”
BEST ROCK VIDEO
Coldplay - “Viva la Vida”
Kings of Leon - “Use Somebody”
Green Day - “21 Guns”
Fall Out Boy - “I Don’t Care”
Paramore - “Decode”
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
Beyoncé - “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Britney Spears - “Circus”
Ciara feat. Justin Timberlake - “Love Sex Magic”
AR Rahman & Pussy Cat Dolls feat. Nicole Scherzinger - “Jai Ho! (You Are My Destiny)”
Kristinia DeBarge - “Goodbye”
BEST DIRECTION
Beyoncé - “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)”
Lady Gaga - “Paparazzi”
Green Day - “21 Guns”
Cobra Starship feat. Leighton Meester - “Good Girls Go Bad”
Britney Spears - “Circus”
