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Thursday, June 25, 2009

This Chart Sucks, So Here's The Jordin Sparks 'Battlefield' Album Cover

Jordin Sparks' "Battlefield" rebounds on this week's Billboard Hot 100 chart and jumps up from #46 to #31, one notch higher than the song initially debuted and peaked at back in May.

You know, last year when Jordin's first album was a-floppin' until the label released "No Air" as a single, I used to offer all kinds of creative suggestions for how she could get the record off the ground:

* Maybe If Jordin Sparks Did A Night-Vision Sex Tape Her Album Would Sell Better

* Maybe If Jordin Sparks Dropped Her Panties For TMZ.com Her Album Would Sell Better

Hmm. I thought there were more, but I must have been lazy on the Jordin career-saving front. Oh well, above is the cover for her upcoming sophomore album, also titled Battlefield. It's out July 28.

Oh, wait—there was also this one:

* Jordin Sparks Has Sex With A Tree

Class. Elsewhere on the Hot 100—like, way elsewhere, David Guetta and Kelly Rowland's "When Love Takes Over" debuts at #100. It's currently at #1 on the U.K. singles chart.

The U.S. Top 10:

1. "Boom Boom Pow" - The Black Eyed Peas *12 weeks*
2. "I Gotta Feeling" - The Black Eyed Peas
3. "Best I Ever had" - Drake
4. "Knock You Down" - Keri Hilson feat. Kanye West & Ne-Yo
5. "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)" - Pitbull
6. "LoveGame" - Lady GaGa
7. "Fire Burning" - Sean Kingston
8. "Birthday Sex" - Jeremih
9. "Second Chance" - Shinedown
10. "Every Girl" - Young Money