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Monday, September 1, 2008

The Pussycat Dolls = Popporn

Gotta give the Pussycat Dolls credit for their global theme with new album Doll Domination, out September 23. There's nothing the planet needs more than a pack of strippers with their thighs wrapped around a hog.

And classy how Nicole Scherzinger still gets preferential treatment, after having her pussy-tail shoved between her legs and having to crawl back to the group following a failed solo venture.

But I'm constantly amazed at the success of first single "When I Grow Up." It's shocking how utterly dismal it is. And Rodney Jerkins? Wasn't he best left in the year 2000?

The new album is rumored to also have collaborations with Dr. Dre, Timbaland, Cee-Lo Green, Kara DioGuardi, Fernando Garibay, Lady GaGa, Ryan Tedder and Taio Cruz. Could be a recipe for an uneven hodge podge with too many cooks in the kitchen.

So far this year, it's Danity Kane: 1, PCD: 0. And that score has cost these Cats about eight lives.