Katy Perry will descecrate
Madonna's "Like A Virgin" Sunday night on the MTV Video Music Awards, 24 years after Ye Olde Vampyre swung her candy onto the same show and warbled the tune herself.
Thank Christ they got this talented, young faux lez to do this trash instead of hauling that old bat Madge on stage.
No one wants to see grandma's thighs give out.

Between this and the announcement that
Britney Spears will open the shebang, this year's VMAs are sounding more Z-grade by the minute.