
Of course, it hasn't been specified how she'll open—by singing (God, no!) or by giving Miley Cyrus a lap dance. But, as we all know, even when she's so, so bad at the VMAs, at least Britney's always memorable.
****



Perry seems to have escaped the dreaded one hit wonder trap, as "Hot N Cold" made a giant leap to #20 on Billboard's Hot 100 this week.
****



Meanwhile, Sarah Cracknell has turned down free botox:
The producers of Bands Go Pop! want to provide physical training, cosmetics and even cosmetic surgery for "bands who provided the soundtrack to our youth but who now for whatever reason no longer look like the poster picture that once adorned the walls of the nations teenagers." According to Popbitch, they naturally decided to offer their services to St. Etienne, who understandably declined.You mean Sarah actually has some dignity? What's wrong with her?!
****
So, this is "Now Or Never," the first single (up this week on iTunes) from High School Musical 3. Is it me or does that intro sound like a certain recent Madonna hit?