
Well, one of those
Gary Barlow-penned singles
I mentioned last month—
"The Winners Song"—charts this week in the U.K. at
#2, as performed by "
Geraldine," Brit comedian
Peter Kay's drag character on his two-hour special
Britain's Got the Pop Factor ... and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice (which featured
Pete Waterman as a judge).

In a bit of an ironic twist, just behind the reality-show-mocking Geraldine single on the chart is last year's
X Factor winner
Leon Jackson, who debuts at
#3 with "Don't Call This Love." Should Jackson look this boffable with his new haircut?
Hmmmm....Also, besting the #8 chart placing of their debut single "If This Is Love"
back in early August,
The Saturdays return with "Up," which goes in at an impressive
#5. This is what this new contenders for the British girl group throne needed to do to make a case for longevity. Let's see how the gal's album
Chasing Lights does upon its release next week.

And speaking of which,
Keane's
Perfect Symmetry debuts atop the Brit album chart this week. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for
Boyzone's
Back Again—No Matter What, which settles for a #4 placing. Sorry,
Ronan Keating...next time maybe drop your shorts on the record cover if you want us to buy your reheated collection of low rent dirges.
The U.K. Top 10:
1. "So What" - Pink *3 weeks*2. "The Winner's Song" - Geraldine *new*3. "Don't Call This Love" - Leon Jackson *new*
4. "Sex On Fire" - Kings Of Leon5. "Up'" - The Saturdays *new*
6. "Take Back The City" - Snow Patrol7. "Miss Independent" - Ne-Yo8.
"Disturbia" - Rihanna
9. "Raindrops (Encore Une Fois)" - Sash feat. Stunt *new*10. "Girls" - Sugababes