Remember Heidi Montag of MTV faux reality show The Hills, who released the irresistible atrocity that was "Higher" last year? Well, now that her original producer RedOne struck paydirt with Lady GaGa and split for greener pasture$, Heidi's somehow hook(er)ed up with ...Cathy Dennis?!?Cathy, luv, you wrote Kylie Minogue's "Can't Get You Out Of My Head." And Britney Spears' "Toxic." And Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl." And Sugababes' "About You Now." Bitch, you can't need the money this bad!
Spencer Pratt, Montag's dimbulb boyfriend, Twittered the photo of Heidi and Cathy above and spouted off, "Heidi with Cathy Dennis who wrote Toxic and I Kissed a Girl writing hits for Heidi get ready world!"
Christ. Is this for real or is it just another dream?
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