Jennifer Lopez's "On The Floor" Doesn't Quite Suck

Even though the song leaked over the weekend, the official "world premiere" of Jennifer Lopez's new song "On The Floor" happened this morning on Ryan Seacrest's website. Consider it a multi-platform promotional tactic—J.Lo is a new judge on American Idol, Ryan is the host of American Idol, Ryan has a website, J.Lo has big boobs etc. etc.

Actually, this version of "On The Floor" is a minute shorter than the one that surfaced a few days back. And I'm not exactly disliking the RedOne-produced jam.



But you just have to wonder how much anyone would care if "On The Floor" didn't build its entire melody around that hook from Kaoma's "Lambada"?



Not that "the kids these days" even know what Kaoma's "Lambada" is. But take away that sample, and all you're left with is a pile of J.Lo's big boobs.