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Monday, July 7, 2008

Oh, Brother: Here Comes The Madonna Tell-All

I first wrote about Christopher Ciccone's sleazefest tell-all on his sister Madonna a month ago, but now that it's only a week away from release, I'm foaming at the mouth for this must-have summer read! It's going straight within hand's-reach of my toilet!

The Sun has insider tidbits about what's apparently going to be revealed in the book, including lezbo tongue-action with Gwyneth Paltrow and drug-taking with record execs—and I believe every word of it!

Gotta love how the book has a "...with Wendy Leigh" writing credit. Why do you get the feeling Wendy wrote the entire thing while Chris Ciccone was doing lines through a sheet of food stamps off a rent boy's cock?

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