When Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke kicks the bucket and is exiled to hell, you know what he's going to to have to endure on an infinite loop while he roasts? Ke$ha, back in 2000 at age 13, singing "Karma Police" at a middle school talent competition.The shirt. The hair. The curves. The raw talent. Ke$ha probably thanks Christ every day that Auto Tune came along—not to mention Fen-Phen.
But whatever. She still looks hotter than I ever did while wearing a tie-dyed tank top and hip-hugging jeans in junior high school.