Lady Gaga whirled into the Brit Awards looking like a nun who got raped by my living room curtains. Actually, her outfit was some scary shit. You will have nightmares over that getup. Trust. Gaga picked up three BRITs at the London gig—International Breakthrough Artist, International Female Solo Artist and International Album—the most wins of the night.Below are some pics, performances and the full list of winners from the Brit Awards 2010 shindig that went down at Earls Court.
Boyzone's head DILF Ronan Keating. Would totally hit it...
Geri Halliwell of Spice Girls. Those broads won the Most Memorable BRITs performance of the past 30 years. Um, duh.
High class stripper/X Factor witch Cheryl Cole performing "Fight For This Love":Lily Allen, mistaking the BRITs for the Hooker Pride parade.
And here we have... Oh, Jesus! No!!!
Robbie Williams, looking like Geri Halliwell just rammed her brolly up his arse. He was given the Outstanding Contribution To Music award.
Here's Robbie performing a medley of his hits. Sorry, just was not nearly as good as pop gods Pet Shop Boys' medley from last year's BRITs.Ke$ha. Why so sour, baby—are you effing sick of "TiK ToK," too?
JLS. Gay face happens to pop stars, too.
Lady Gaga performing a stripped-down "Telephone"—which she dedicated to the late Alexander McQueen—and "Dance In The Dark."Sugababes, Version 47.0.
Cat Deeley and Kylie Minogue. Where's the rest of Kylie? That horrifying Lady Gaga nun monster ate the other half of her.
And finally... Oh, Christ!
The Brit Awards 2010 winners:BRITISH MALE SOLO ARTIST
Dizzee Rascal
BRITISH FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
Lily Allen
BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ACT
JLS
BRITISH GROUP
Kasabian
BRITISH ALBUM
Florence And The Machine, Lungs
BRITISH SINGLE
JLS, “Beat Again”
INTERNATIONAL MALE SOLO ARTIST
Jay-Z
INTERNATIONAL FEMALE SOLO ARTIST
Lady Gaga
INTERNATIONAL BREAKTHROUGH ACT
Lady Gaga
INTERNATIONAL ALBUM
Lady Gaga, The Fame
CRITICS CHOICE
Ellie Goulding
OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC
Robbie Williams
BRITS HITS 30
Spice Girls, “Wannabe/Who Do You Think You Are”
BRITS ALBUM OF 30 YEARS
Oasis, What’s The Story (Morning Glory)