Pop, you have given us some inexcusable, briny three-minute buckets of chum his year. (And surprisingly, Fergie wasn't warbling on all of them!) Luckily, D'luv and his trusty pal Moogaboo are here to swab the deck once again, and throw the worst offenders into the depths of the ocean like an unsavory pile of dead hookers. Jump below and read at your own risk!10. Aqua, "Back To The '80s"
Moogaboo says: "Even though Aqua's comeback was something of a damp squib, I still have high hopes for the return of Qkumba Zoo!"9. Kris Allen, "Live Like We're Dying"
Moogaboo says: "Kris finishes his song, waves goodbye to the audience and shakes Leno's hand as he's ushered backstage. Once in the alley, a door slams behind him. He is alone. A limo pulls up and he sidles into the backseat, the driver gives him a wink in the rearview mirror. It is Taylor Hicks. The limo speeds off into night, never to be seen, nor summoned, again."8. Jeremih, "Birthday Sex"
D'luv says: "If anyone ever plays this on my birthday, they're not getting sex—they're getting tasered."7. Drake, "Best I Ever Had"
Moogaboo says: "Although the lyric 'I can make your pussy whistle like the Andy Griffith theme song' does deserve some kind of Irving Berlin award, Drake's gross and his molest-y coach-themed video is just creepy."6. Pixie Lott, "Mama Do"
D'luv says: "Just what the world needed—Duffy in a thong."5. The Black Eyed Peas, "Boom Boom Pow"
D'luv says: "I was really torn with this one—on one hand, 'Boom Boom Pow' made me want to slit my throat from ear to ear by about the 149th time I'd heard it on the radio in the spring. And yet, here I am!"4. Katy Perry, "Thinking Of You"
Moogaboo says: "Ballads only work if you have a voice that doesn't inspire suicide. Er, one exception—I like Britney's 'Sometimes.'"3. Souljah Boy Tell 'Em, "Kiss Me Thru The Phone"
Moogaboo says: "So after this he goes back to the special school, right?"2. Eminem, "We Made You"
D'luv says: "Remember all those dicks who used to dress like Eminem clones in the late '90s? Where are they now, I ask you—WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Certainly not downloading 'We Made You.'"1. U2, "Get On Your Boots"
D'luv says: "I hope Nelson Mandela kicked Bono in the nuts when he heard this sonic abortion."ALSO SEE:
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