Kind of makes Rihanna's new gun dirge sound like a peak-hour floor filler.
Plus, didn't Green Day already stake their claim on the "brooding rocker with black hair walking through a storm of angst" front already?
Of course, I mean this all in the kindest way. Kudos to Adam for coming this far. I mean, it's not like we hear Kris Allen crooning the theme song to Avatar or anything.
But here's hoping his full album is a tad more exciting than this first new offering. Fingers crossed for the Max Martin stuff, at least?