If you're any normal, red-blooded Joe, once in awhile you just stop and ponder life's mysteries -- like why God invented Sudoku, or what the hell happened with the third single off Shayne Ward's Breathless album.Late last year it was two U.K. Top 10 hits -- double A-side "No U Hang Up/If That's OK With You" and "Breathless" -- then nothing. For awhile there the single-worthy "U Got Me So" was on the schedule for a release, but then it got held back and has apparently been scrapped.
What...is Simon Cowell too busy with the five zillion shows he juggles worldwide to bother with further promotion of Shayne's truly fantastic album? Was Louis Walsh too busy getting his A stuffed by some back-alley tough in a limo?
Oh well. At least we'll always have --
Squeeze it, hooker!