Good thing Madonna's face is frozen in a permanent smile, otherwise she'd no doubt be shrieking over news that her estranged brother, Christopher Ciccone, has a memoir about the old bat coming out in mid-July.
Check out this trash from the AP:The [Simon & Schuster] imprint, Simon Spotlight Entertainment, had been promoting a celebrity memoir for July, without identifying the author or contents. Life With My Sister Madonna will have a first printing of 350,000. Financial details were not disclosed.
"Ciccone's extraordinary memoir is based on his life and 47 years of growing up with and working with his sister — the most famous woman in the world," the publisher said Wednesday in a statement.
The article goes on to note that the Vampyre's whipping-bitch, Liz Rosenberg, says Madge and her brother are "no longer close," and "Madonna has not cooperated with any biography about herself."This is gonna be awesome! High schools across the nation should slap this on their required-reading lists immediately! The last book that shredded the Material Botox Syringe was Rupert Everett's autobiography, but something tells me this will be much, much more literary and classy -- a tome worthy of the lady herself.