Just what the summer needed: a new blockbuster smash hit from bony Hills ho, Heidi Montag! You may recall Heidi's other masterpieces from earlier this year, "Higher" and the aptly-titled "No More."Now get ready for "Fashion!"
I'm not sure what's more stunning: her screaming "Heidi!" at the very beginning, or the fact that she starts speaking in tongues during the bridge.
Meanwhile, the song's producer, RedOne -- who is apparently working on Michael Jackson's new album with Akon -- had this to say to US Weekly:
"I'm writing and producing [Heidi's] whole album. We are going to do it big. She finally found someone she connected with — me. It's all about the connection. When it doesn't work with an artist, it doesn't work. With her, it's perfect. You can tell in the music that we connect."