What Pop Stars Look Like When Recording The "Everybody Hurts" Haiti Charity Single

The Helping Haiti cover version of R.E.M.'s "Everybody Hurts," organized by Simon Cowell and The Sun, will be released Monday, February 8. Below are some pics of some of the folks who've lent their pipes to the charity single:

Balladeer and Brit Award repellent, Susan Boyle

U.S.-bound British boy band JLS

Great American poet Miley Cyrus

Simon Cowell's finger puppet Leona Lewis

DILF poster guys Take That

Anti-DILF, Rod Stewart

2008 X Factor winner Alexandra Burke, also U.S.-bound

2009 X Factor winner Joe McElderry—i.e. DILF in about 20 years

X Factor judge/high-paid Girls Aloud stripper Cheryl Cole

Susan Boyle again. Oops, wait...that's Mika!