The 'X Factor' Finalists Can Kiss My Butt

I never thought there would come the day where only one word could so effectively sum up the charts. Alas... SNOOOOOOOZE.

There's always Alesha Dixon popping in at #15 with "To Love Again." Oh, wait—SNOOOOOOOZE.

Well, at least at #16 there's Florence And The—SNOOOOOOOZE.

And poor Agnes, only scraping in at #40 with "I Need YouSNOOOOOOOZE.

The U.K. Top 10:

1. "You Are Not Alone" - The X Factor Finalists 2009 *1 week*
2. "Meet Me Halfway" - The Black Eyed Peas
3. "Whatcha Say" - Jason Derulo *new*
4. "Happy" - Leona Lewis
5. "Fight For This Love" - Cheryl Cole
6. "Everybody In Love" - JLS

7. "TiK ToK" - Kesha
8. "Bad Romance" - Lady Gaga

9. "I Need You" - N-Dubz
10. "3" - Britney Spears