The pixie-coiffed pop rebel snarls, wears different costumes and beds down with various religious figures in the clip while gay boys kiss, fat girls get happy, sad people find hope, hookers shoot bottle rockets out of their hee-haws, nuns do the Madison and trannies wearing ball gowns descend down stripper poles in upside-down splits. (Hey—this is starting to sound like Katy Perry's "Firework" video!)
OK. So I made some of that up. But you get the point. Ultimately the video wants to be more of a good time than it actually is, but it's still a fun ride.
Pink's Greatest Hits...So Far!!!—which will also contain the new songs "Fuckin' Perfect" and "Heartbreak Down"—is out Tuesday, November 16, and you can pre-order it as of today on iTunes.