Being fans of Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe since childhood, the two of us compiled what we're calling the 19 Most Essential Pet Shop Boys Non-Singles. And after having a drink then a couple more at the King Of Denmark and the Fortune Of War, we jotted down a few personal notes about each of our picks.
Of course, lists and music tastes are always going to be subjective. So let us know what you think we got right, what we got wrong and what we missed altogether. (And just know that in doing so, we'll be electronically flipping you off.)
D'LUV Says: "The first Pet Shop Boys album had a lot of optimism and heart. There's a really great clip of them doing this live on BBC's Whistle Test in 1986, which I used to watch on that Television VHS compilation. (Note Neil's intense stare toward the end!)"
MOOG Says: "Most romantic song about jerking off ever."
18. "Up Against It" (Bilingual album track, 1996)
MOOG Says: "This is one of their more melancholy dance numbers, and I love that the title comes from a never-produced Joe Orton screenplay for a Beatles movie."
MOOG Says: "Bobby O was a loon, and until this inspired cover, I didn't think any of his tacky masterpieces could be improved. If only there had been a video!"
D'LUV Says: "In the seven years since this came out, I actually never listened to the original Oh Romeo version—until now! Trashtastic."
16. "Falling" (Demo for Kylie Minogue, 1994—included on Very: Further Listening, 2001)
D'LUV Says: "It's a shame Kylie was in full-on irony mode by the time the PSBs submitted this soaring dance-pop jam to her, because their demo is far more exciting than her sultry spoken word version. True, the lyrics aren't the most inspired, but there's a certain appeal to the desperate longing in Neil's delivery of them."
D'LUV Says: "I wonder if Morrissey choked on a scone when he heard this obvious diss track? Love how Neil and Chris twist the knife by having such a peppy, upbeat chorus."
MOOG Says: "They coined a clever phrase and wrote a corking track around it which, when you realize Morrissey was in his fallow Kill Uncle period, probably pissed him off even more!"
14. "Bounce" (Unreleased, 1988)
D'LUV Says: "Despite the lyrics needing a bit of polishing, why 'Bounce' has never seen the light of day, even as a B-side, is one of pop's great mysteries."
MOOG Says: "Could this not have been a total jam for Liza? I love the chitter-bell sound effect in the background. I made up that name. The Boys used that sound a lot. I'm sure it has a real name, but for now—chitter-bell.
MOOG Says: "The enigma that is Relentless offered up one of their swirliest dance jams, complete with classic Neil spoken verses. I always thought this was kind of an upbeat sister to 'We All Feel Better in the Dark'."
12. "King's Cross" (Actually album track, 1987)
D'LUV Says: "When I got Actually for my 14th birthday, I really didn't understand what urban dread was. But I knew I wanted to experience it. This song will forever remind me of doing chores around my parents' house on wintry Sunday afternoons that year."
11. "Too Many People" ("I Wouldn't Normally Do This Kind Of Thing" B-side, 1993—included on Alternative, 1995)
MOOG Says: "I always thought this sounded New Order-y, but couldn't place why. There's maybe a touch of Bernard Sumner in the way Neil contemplates the many facets of his personality."
D'LUV Says: "Well, musically, it sounds like a darker version of New Order's 'World In Motion'."
MOOG Says: "I love this song so much. I even love the Johnny Marr mix with those weird lady-vocals shoved in before the chorus."
D'LUV Says: "I heard this once on the radio in early 1988—which is odd to think now, considering it was never a single. Anyway, classic PSBs. Always loved the veiled 'gay confession' in the middle eight ('...you're in love with me, she's in love with me, but you know as well as I do I could never think of anyone but you')."
9. "Pandemonium" (Yes album track, 2009)
MOOG Says: "Instead of ruining this one, a la 'Falling', Kylie turned it down flat. What is her problem? Just kidding. I love Kylie and I think she's brilliant, but I was NOT surprised to hear that Neil disinvited her from his annual fancy dress vampire panties party because of it."
8. "The Resurrectionist" ("I'm With Stupid" B-Side, 2006)D'LUV Says: "Absolutely love this. There's something telling about the fact that I haven't listened to Fundamental as a whole since 2006, but I usually at least play this jam on a weekly basis. Love the grave robber/gay hookup double-entendre: 'I met a man down Thieving Lane, he told me he was in the same game / We both talked the same body language, on Newgate Street we saw the hanging..."
7. "This Must Be The Place I Waited Years To Leave" (Behaviour album track, 1990)
MOOG Says: "Whereas Morrissey or Depeche Mode would have made a song like this a total dirge, PSBs give it a tough backing track and a melody that somehow makes it a really fun, danceable dirge."
D'LUV Says: "I've always been fascinated by the electronic 'Everybody, e-everybody' vocal running through. That alone makes this the best song on Behaviour."
D'LUV Says: "This was originally meant to be included on Introspective, right? I'd have scrapped 'I Want A Dog' for this one, lads. Seriously, 'the clatter of the dustbin and the beat of my heart' truly sums up the Boys' whole 'flawed romance' aesthetic."
5. "Fugitive" (Fundamentalism album track, 2006—7" mix on "Beautiful People" EP, 2009)
MOOG Says: "A large part of the fun of being a Pet Shop fan is awaiting those surprises hidden on bonus discs. Richard X works his magic on this so superbly, it's kind of a shame they didn't do more together. "
MOOG Says: "At the time, the two of them described Very as being like a a collection of Beatles songs with then-modern production. I think this track displays that sensibility proudly, and I think it might be my favorite off Very. (Although that changes daily.)"
D'LUV Says: "The orchestra hits were pretty dated even for 1993, but I still smile from ear to ear when I hear this. It's near perfect pop, isn't it? My favorite part is at the 2:53 mark, when Neil drops out and the jubilant synths just carry on."
3. "Do I Have To?" ("Always On My Mind" B-side, 1987—included on Alternative, 1995)
MOOG Says: "This B-side epitomizes everything that was so cool about them in 1987—it's urban, it's bleak, it's sexually on the down-low. "
D'LUV Says: "...which probably explains why it soundtracked so many of my school bus rides in 1988 and 1989."
MOOG Says: "Christmas '89—I got Introspective from the 'tape club' and played this song to death, complete with one of those heartbreaking moments where the tape crimped, the stereo ate it and I had to re-spool it with a pencil. It was worth it."
D'LUV Says: "Not to dismiss Eight Wonder's hit rendition, but there's so much more drama in Neil and Chris' own version. Completely foreboding. This is what I holed up in my bedroom and listened to as a tween while everyone else was into Pebbles? No wonder I'm in therapy."
D'LUV Says: "I've already written my heart out about this track, so I'll just say that I can't imagine life without Very, or Very without 'Young Offender.' I think this is one of Neil and Chris' most forlorn, sad songs, and it only gets more poignant as you grow older and transition from being the young offender in question to being the aging narrator."
MOOG Says: "The video game noises add a little touch of menace, too, don't they? Kind of like Uncle Neil's cruising the arcade."
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