After topping the Billboard Hot 100 for three weeks now, Rihanna's whore jam "Rude Boy" is naturally ripe for the parodying. And so comes along Second City 's ultra-classy "Church Boy." As you watch, Jesus will weep. You'll fall to your knees. And the slutbag in the video will probably immaculately conceive her sixth kid. Pray for the whip, chyldren.