Great, more nonsense for me to waste my cash on during a shit economy—Take That's four different covers on U.K. gay mag Attitude.
Howard Donald, I'm buying...then locking myself in the bedroom with for about three weeks. Jesus, tone down the sexy, you hot bastard.
Jason Orange, they Photoshopped you to boinkable status again. Sold!
Mark Owen, you and Gary Barlow can line Miss Pussy's litterbox. That's actually a good thing! She's been very friendly lately.