How is it that Gary Barlow and his wonky-eye are in L.A. this very minute finishing up Take That's new album with producer John Shanks, and we haven't done oral sex with each other yet? I never understand how these things (don't) happen...?!Thursday night the band won the Sony Ericson Tour Of The Year Award at the Vodafone Live Music Awards in London, beating out Sugababes and Girls Aloud. Of course, they weren't there to pick up their statue, because they're here not getting naked with me.
The Spice Girls also beat out Led Zeppelin and The Verve in the Best Live Return category. Think about that for a minute.
Anyway, it's been noted that Take That's new single will be out sometime in November. Meanwhile the Manchester Evening News reports the album should be out by Christmas, and that Barlow's pal, Brit comedian Peter Kay, is teaming up with the DILF boy band for a novelty single to rival the X Factor winner's release in the race to the Christmas #1 position in the U.K.
The single will tie in with Kay's reality-TV satire series Britain's Got The Pop Factor And Possibly A New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice.