Goddammit! Just when I put out a moratorium on all things Mariah here, the crazy broad has to go get married! Meanwhile, Nick Cannon...isn't he the one who was bangin' Christina Milian and cheated on her, causing her to unleash that last album of bitter bitch jams which tanked and got her dropped from her label? Hopefully he doesn't curse Mimi's butterfly box, too. So, she's 38 and he's 27. That's not too bad. The rumor that they only dated for a month before getting hitched? That deserves one raised eyebrow.
But the big red flag is MC supposedly not doing a re-nup. Oh, Mariah Cougar, when the young stud goggles wear off, something tells me you'll be doing a lot of this as he takes your platinum ass to the cleaners:
* More Mariah/Nick Cannon wedding details