Beyonce's remix of "Video Phone" featuring Lady Gaga—to be included on B's re-release of I Am...Sasha Fierce, out next week—has about as much melody as a hooker being jammed into a wood chipper. Actually, that might spray out a better hook. Nice visuals in the vid, though.To reiterate once again, when it comes to these broads' two duets, I'm 100% Team "Telephone!" (Hear it here!)