I didn't pay an iota of attention to Eurovision this year. Let's face it, when warbling stripper Jade Ewen is the best the U.K. is able to cough up, well...Now the deafening rumor is that Jade is replacing Amelle Berrabah, after the latter supposedly became the latest Sugababes member to walk out in a glitter swirl of drama. Argh.
I don't know much else about this Jade Ewen broad, other than the fact that I was forced to review two of her songs in recent months on the Pop Trash Addicts Pop Panel. Here was the glowing praise for each:
"My Man" — "Generic garbage. Couldn't even make it till the chorus before moving on. 0/5"Come to your senses, 'babes, and let Mutya Buena back in!
"It's My Time" —"Stick to stripping, baby. 0.5/5"